Boxed.gg PokΓ©mon Boxes: What They Don't Tell You
Your ultimate destination for rigged loot boxes and disappointing pulls! Parody and review of Boxed.gg PokΓ©mon card boxes, pull odds, and scam reports.
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See All βFrequently Asked Questions Boxed.gg Won't Answer
π What are gems and how do I get them?
Gems are our site's digital currency β kind of like V-Bucks but with worse value. You can buy them with your credit card, crypto, or by handing over your personal data through surveys. You can also refer friends, but honestly, if you care about them, don't.
π¦ What are Starter Packs?
Starter packs include a few gems, some keys, and the illusion you're getting a deal. You can only buy one, and it's "for new users only" β so get creative with those burner emails.
π How do I get the cards I open?
You click withdraw, we pretend to process it, and a few weeks later you might get something... if we feel like it. Or maybe we'll say "check our shipping page" and ghost you. Good luck.
π¦ Are the cards real or near mint?
Not from us. If you did get a real card, it probably came from a third-party marketplace seller. We don't guarantee quality, but we do guarantee excuses. Want standards? Try reading TCGPlayer's Condition Guide.
π² Is this fair? Is it rigged?
We say it's "provably fair" β which just means the outcome was predetermined before you even clicked spin. But don't worry, the flashy animation will distract you from the fact that you were never going to win anything good.
πΉ What are my odds?
You don't want to know. Seriously. But if you're brave enough, click the tiny transparent icon next to the box. Spoiler: It won't help.
π What if I lose everything?
Try again! And don't complain. If you complain, we ban you. You agreed to that when you clicked "Accept Cookies."
π How do I verify my identity?
Just upload your ID and wait a few weeks while we "review" it. This totally isn't a delay tactic. If you're under 18, that's fine too β we don't check. But if you make a fuss, that verification button might stop working... weird.
π¬ Are there shipping fees?
Yes β 550 gems in the U.S. and 1000 gems internationally. It's a flat rate no matter how many cards, because doing real logistics is hard and we don't actually like doing it.
π¬ How long does shipping take?
2 to 4 weeks for single cards, or longer if we're feeling lazy. Marketplace cards might be faster, because we don't handle those. If you're lucky, your cards will be sleeved and show up in something more durable than a napkin.
π¬ How many cards can I ship at once?
You can "withdraw" 15 cards every 24 hours before we lock your shipment. Want to send more? Great β that'll be another shipment fee. Keep those gems flowing.
π€ What's an affiliate code?
It's a way for influencers to trick you into spending money while they earn a cut. You get a 5% bonus in gems. They get paid. And we get both your money and your friend's.

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